Doesn't Really Take A Mug To Let Me Know I Am Sad... I Just Know

 

Me - out loud: Ohhh my gosh look at this, how cute! this is lovely! this is my new perfect mug. 

I STAND THERE REALISING I AM TALKING TO MYSELF OR RATHER I AM TALKING TO A MUG IN A SHOP AND LOOK AROUND.

Me -inside my head: My old one has got kind of rusty, I did say I would get a new one... this is a good price...but i did say I would get a new one for christmas...

I WALK AWAY FROM THE MUG AND FRANTICALLY START TO GOOGLE WHETHER IT IS A GOOD PRICE BUT CANNOT FIND IT ONLINE GRRR. 

I GO BACK TO THE MUG 

Me - out loud: You really should say keep calm and drink tea... maybe you should be pink or purple... no red is nice lol 

I WALK AWAY FROM THE MUG 

Me - inside my head: Surely it's a good price, what if it is not here when I come back? It is nearly christmas really....

BAM!!! I AM AT THE TILL WITH MY NEW MUG!